art. rock. rebel.

The poetry of the earth is never dead.
A tea party for mum <3 With my home-made vanilla cake and whipped cream.

A tea party for mum <3 With my home-made vanilla cake and whipped cream.

I’ve got a bung ticker! It thinks it’s a race!

—Sir Tristan Uldum Esq III, on why I shouldn’t punch him in the heart.

Birthday celebrations changed to the 26th, since Easter Monday apparently interferes with people&#8217;s &#8220;families&#8221;. JERKS. *ahem*

But yes. COME ALONG.

Birthday celebrations changed to the 26th, since Easter Monday apparently interferes with people’s “families”. JERKS. *ahem*

But yes. COME ALONG.

My friends get me.

  • NJ says:
  • Oh hai hai.
  • Ryan says:
  • Allo cutestuff
  • How are you?
  • NJ says:
  • I am somewhat excellent. How're you?
  • Ryan says:
  • Good to hear! I'm OK, got a lot of stuff done but feeling a bit ill
  • NJ says:
  • Aw, ill is never okay.
  • UNLESS.
  • You're licensed to ill.
  • Are you licensed?
  • Ryan says:
  • Alas, my license to ill expired a few months ago
  • I never bothered renewing it
By george, chums! Let&#8217;s drink and socialise in a box manner, with picnic and gloves and sassy conversation for all! Oh, and it happens to be my birthday.

By george, chums! Let’s drink and socialise in a box manner, with picnic and gloves and sassy conversation for all! Oh, and it happens to be my birthday.

Puppies are getting bigger. Want one? Let me know and I&#8217;ll give you details.

Puppies are getting bigger. Want one? Let me know and I’ll give you details.

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 GRYFFINDOR:

[]You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[]You have a lot of friends

[]You get along with everyone

[]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[X]You love soccer

[]You love baseball

[x]You’re into writing and art

[]Favourite music genre is pop rock

[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[]One of your favourite colours is red or gold

[x]Good grades at school

[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie

[x]You plan on going to college/university

Total: 6

HUFFLEPUFF:

[]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x]You laugh a lot.

[]You like to follow trends.

[]Politics suck.

[]You love to swim

[]Water polo is awesome

[x]Pink is one of your favorite colors

[]Black is morbid &amp; depressing

[]You’re an optimist.

[]You’re completely straight edged.

[x]You’re very emotional

[]Rap, R&amp;B, &amp; hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

Total: 4

RAVENCLAW:

[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x]You love to read.

[x]You appreciate theater &amp; arts.

[]Sports suck.

[x]You’re shy. 

[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[]Hate is completely unneeded.

[x]Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[] Lying is sometimes okay

[]Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[]Serious is better than funny.

Total: 7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.

[x]Basketball is a good sport.

[]Football is amazing.

[x]Black is a cool color.

[]You’ve lied about something serious.

[x]You’re a very deep person.

[x]You have considered suicide.

[x]Very loyal.

[x]You like metal.

[]They make school seem more important than it is.

[x]You’re scared to grow up.

[]You’ve done drugs in the past month

[]Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x]You have trust issues.

[]Guilty until proven innocent.

Total: 9

RESULT: SLYTHERIN

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 GRYFFINDOR:

[]You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[]You have a lot of friends

[]You get along with everyone

[]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[X]You love soccer

[]You love baseball

[x]You’re into writing and art

[]Favourite music genre is pop rock

[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[]One of your favourite colours is red or gold

[x]Good grades at school

[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie

[x]You plan on going to college/university

Total: 6

HUFFLEPUFF:

[]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x]You laugh a lot.

[]You like to follow trends.

[]Politics suck.

[]You love to swim

[]Water polo is awesome

[x]Pink is one of your favorite colors

[]Black is morbid & depressing

[]You’re an optimist.

[]You’re completely straight edged.

[x]You’re very emotional

[]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

Total: 4

RAVENCLAW:

[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x]You love to read.

[x]You appreciate theater & arts.

[]Sports suck.

[x]You’re shy. 

[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[]Hate is completely unneeded.

[x]Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[] Lying is sometimes okay

[]Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[]Serious is better than funny.

Total: 7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.

[x]Basketball is a good sport.

[]Football is amazing.

[x]Black is a cool color.

[]You’ve lied about something serious.

[x]You’re a very deep person.

[x]You have considered suicide.

[x]Very loyal.

[x]You like metal.

[]They make school seem more important than it is.

[x]You’re scared to grow up.

[]You’ve done drugs in the past month

[]Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x]You have trust issues.

[]Guilty until proven innocent.

Total: 9

RESULT: SLYTHERIN

(Source: tessvirtue, via crowdedinmysky)

Mini three cheese pizza and chunky nachos - perfect food for F1 day with my Benjamin! :D

Mini three cheese pizza and chunky nachos - perfect food for F1 day with my Benjamin! :D

Outdid myself a little! Creamy seafood white wine risotto. So good.

Outdid myself a little! Creamy seafood white wine risotto. So good.

Rimmel red lipstick. New. I like it. (Taken with instagram)

Rimmel red lipstick. New. I like it. (Taken with instagram)

Puppies suckling on their mama, my Milly instagram)

Puppies suckling on their mama, my Milly instagram)

Ben likes playing with my make up sponges.  (Taken with instagram)

Ben likes playing with my make up sponges. (Taken with instagram)

New hair.

You can’t tell in this light, but I went with Purple Black instead of Blue Black. Oh yeah, I’m fucking daring.

Anonymous asked: do you come with the car?

Oh you! *tee hee hee*