I’ve got a bung ticker! It thinks it’s a race!
—Sir Tristan Uldum Esq III, on why I shouldn’t punch him in the heart.
My friends get me.
- NJ says:
- Oh hai hai.
- Ryan says:
- Allo cutestuff
- How are you?
- NJ says:
- I am somewhat excellent. How're you?
- Ryan says:
- Good to hear! I'm OK, got a lot of stuff done but feeling a bit ill
- NJ says:
- Aw, ill is never okay.
- UNLESS.
- You're licensed to ill.
- Are you licensed?
- Ryan says:
- Alas, my license to ill expired a few months ago
- I never bothered renewing it
Reblog with where you belong
GRYFFINDOR:
[]You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[]You have a lot of friends
[]You get along with everyone
[]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[X]You love soccer
[]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[]Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[]One of your favourite colours is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university
Total: 6
HUFFLEPUFF:
[]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
[]You like to follow trends.
[]Politics suck.
[]You love to swim
[]Water polo is awesome
[x]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[]Black is morbid & depressing
[]You’re an optimist.
[]You’re completely straight edged.
[x]You’re very emotional
[]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
Total: 4
RAVENCLAW:
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theater & arts.
[]Sports suck.
[x]You’re shy.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[]Hate is completely unneeded.
[x]Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[] Lying is sometimes okay
[]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[]Serious is better than funny.
Total: 7
SLYTHERIN:
[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[x]Basketball is a good sport.
[]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[]Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 9
RESULT: SLYTHERIN
(Source: tessvirtue, via crowdedinmysky)
Rimmel red lipstick. New. I like it. (Taken with instagram)
Ben likes playing with my make up sponges. (Taken with instagram)
New hair.
You can’t tell in this light, but I went with Purple Black instead of Blue Black. Oh yeah, I’m fucking daring.
Anonymous asked: do you come with the car?
Oh you! *tee hee hee*






