nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via beingapersonishard)

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

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"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"

"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

(via padthaiparty)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via thedemonclown)

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

(Source: disneyboost, via rainbowrowell)

leknope:

You promise never to leave me? Do you promise to never leave this baby that we’re having? I promise. I do. Do you promise to stop talking about your ability to find or not find my vagina after I give birth? I do. Do you promise to let me cobble - carve - to carve in my spare time and teach our daughter the lore of the great Mississippi? I do. Do you promise never to develop a thing for seahorses? I do. Good. Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all because we want her to be happy no matter what? Being obsessed with weight is just too cliche for our daughter. Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you’ll listen? Like really listen? Especially when she’s scared? And that her fights will be your fights? I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you’re gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand to hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans? Yes. Chechnyan orphans. I do. 

Away We Go (2009)

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mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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thecarefree-art:

procrastination = hijabi babe power
Also available on my Society6 !

thecarefree-art:

procrastination = hijabi babe power

Also available on my Society6 !

(via sophie-the-vampire-slayer)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via leosmcgarry)

whore-for-couture:

game-of-style:

House Tully - Alexis Mabille spring 2014

Haute Couture blog :)

whore-for-couture:

game-of-style:

House Tully - Alexis Mabille spring 2014

Haute Couture blog :)

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